this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
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I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.
But its not
Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.
You forgot the ruffles.
this is me shopping
Just a laugh track away from being a feel good family sitcom about a bunch of friends who eat people.
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE
intergalatic-travels-to-pigfarts:
Did you guys know that there is a founding fathers fandom? Like the are fans of specific people and ship them and their wives and it’s all based off of history.
This is a beautiful thing.
… We’ve been discovered
I don’t think I ever expected anything like an Oscar ever, to tell you the truth. That is not my motivation when I do these roles. I really am motivated by being able to work with great people and create a body of work that I can look back and be proud of.
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My favorite part of the LoTR books is when Theoden is dying in the battle of Pelennor and Merry is like holding him and Theoden’s like
my only regret’s not blazin the shire herb wit u bro i was busy dog im srrry
blargh im dedSnowmane has a better epitaph than I ever will.
good ol snowmane
“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted’ this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant
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Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
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Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.
We’re
post rock
I swear to every God
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#i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris #but we ended up becoming cameron instead
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